My old buddy over at Verbage73 is looking to make a career change. I don't know what he's thinking, but here are some fitting ideas:

1. Roadie for Slayer
2. Fluffer for porn industry (must move to Southern California)
3. Sample tester for my drug-peddling brother in Vegas
4. Grumpy old man, muttering to himself and shaking his fist at passers-by
5. Toll booth attendant on PA Turnpike
6. Lap dance tester for my brother in Vegas
7. PC game tester (only between the hours of 1AM and 5AM...Pacific Time, of course)
8. Tech support for neophyte PC owners (yes, the job requires wearing the Time-Life operator headset)
9. Silicone breast tester for my stripper-dating brother in Vegas ("Yes, Lt. Tough Guy, these feel fake.")
10. Kitty-cat baby sitter